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Coloring Books

My coloring books are available through Amazon and the CreateSpace e-store (linked below). You can also find them in person or online at A Room of One’s Own, my favorite independent bookstore in Madison, and Barnes & Noble (online only).

Retailers: Wholesale copies are available through Ingram and Createspace Direct. Shipping wholesale copies myself is not possible at this time, but I’m hoping to offer it down the line.


Mer World Problems: a coloring book documenting hardships under the sea

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Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features 20 examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more.

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Dinosaurs With Jobs: a coloring book celebrating our old-school coworkers

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Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place.

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Unicorns Are Jerks: a coloring book exposing the cold, hard, sparkly truth

The cover of a coloring book called Unicorns Are Jerks. It shows two unicorns with sparkly hair standing in front of a store window. There are No Smoking and No Loitering signs behind them, and they're both smoking, wearing aviator shades and "I don't give a crap" expressions. A store clerk is glaring at them from the other side of the glass.

Unicorns think they’re so great because they’re all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features 18 examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.

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Fat Ladies In Spaaaaace: a body-positive coloring book

This body-positive coloring book  features 18 pages of fat sci-fi heroines doing what they do best: trekking across the time and space, blasting off into adventure, and saving the day. Among our intrepid heroines are a rocketeer, a superhero, time travelers of both steampunk and madman-with-a-box varieties, the captain of a space pirate ship, members of spaceship crews tasked with exploring the unexplored, an RPG heroine with a badass bike, and many more.

Because there’s a whole universe of body types out there, and they all deserve to be represented.

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  1. hedgie permalink

    Nicole, I saw a couple of book pages on the freebie table at Convergence, and I’m really really really excited for the book!

  2. I am, AS YOU KNOW, so stoked about this. SO STOKED.

    Also, I can’t wait to bust out my markers.

  3. Thought I’d let you know that this was posted on the Fatshionista community on LiveJournal, and we are all looking forward to it coming out. Maybe post there, when it does?

    • Nicole permalink

      Oh, fantastic! Provided it’s cool with the mods, I’ll do that!

  4. 'Lista permalink

    I think I just fainted from sheer joy!!! I must have this coloring book. And perhaps also some new colored pencils.

    • Nicole permalink

      You could use new colored pencils regardless. Everyone could. Colored pencils are the best!

      (Aside from crayons. But only if you get the 100+ crayon sets with all the funky names.)

  5. Natalie permalink

    I love this coloring book, I must get this. I just put this on my wishlist at

  6. Got a copy of your coloring book today at a local craft fair in Nashville from Rain Pope, and… It. Is. Amazing. I want to get a copy for every woman I know. My three year old now wants a unicorn dog.

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