Sneak peek or outtake?

Tonight I’ve been cleaning up the first few pages of Unicorns Are Jerks, and the original caption for one of the pages turned out to be far too long and specific to work. I expected as much, but I still really like it, so before it got axed for good, I made a copy in case anyone else might like a rambly, overly-specific coloring book page to print out.

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(The finished page says “Unicorns bogart your fries.”)

Enjoy!